Spruchkarten

“Cool” I want a ballon hat, too!” “uh” “um..”

“A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories. Enough said.”

“What do you want to do for dinner – I don´t care. You decide. – Man.”

“I´m getting bitter pears and toasted marshmallows. Like a mellow summer evening with a hint of nuts and dangleberries…”
A true connoisseur

“How´s the diet going?” “F*ck you!”